My LiFe AwarD...

THANKS TO ALL AROUND ME COZ MAKES MY LIFE COLORFULL!!!SO..THE WINNERS OF HANN LIFE AWARD GOES TO..

1. Lelaki paling gentleman
MAHENDRA DINESH

2. Perempuan paling kretif
KARTINI MARZUKI

3. Budak paling bengong aka paling masuk air
EMAMUL EMBIA NAZARUDIN

4. Makhluk paling banyak mempengaruhi Hann
NALIZA ZAILAN
(ehem..ni mempengaruhi carutan..haha)

5. Makluk paling sabar
FAIRUZY AB HADI

6. Perempuan paling daring
A'FIFAH MOHD YUSOFF

7. Team paling bes aka paling bes to hang out with
WONDERPETS!!! (dianggotai oleh Nelly, Julie, Hann, Fifa, Akem, Emam, Zack & Zool)

8. Makhluk paling x leh caye cakap die
ZAIDI ZAINON (die suke tipu 2 kali pastu baru bgtau cte sebenar..benci3)

9. Idea beliau sangat relevan
SHAHIRRUL HAQIM MAILAH

10. Orang paling banyak kawan
EN pG

11. Kawan paling bes
NUR AMIRA ZULKARNAIN

12. Sportsman
MOHD ANAS FARHAN ISMAIL

13. Paling Hann sayang aka paling Popular
Hann's family (Mak, Ayah, Ayong, Abang, Hann, Sadiq & Mimi...and also sume family!!)

14. Paling suke gelak & bes ajak ngarut
NURUL AMIRA (tahniah ye kak Mier..)

15. Paling Hann suke nk kuar
MUHAMMAD RAIMI ZALUDIN

16. Paling havoc
FARAH AINA SHAMSUL ANUAR (fara, btol ke nama ayah ko??hehe)

17. Paling suke berbisness
NUR FARHANA RAMLI-anna UTM..(ha..kompem ko tekejut name ko ade kan anna??) SITI HASMAH SELAMAT-nor UTM

19. Paling suke teddy bear
DILLA-utm (sowi cik dilla..xtau name penoh ko..kang pakai letak slah lak.hehe)

20. Tempat belajar paling Hann xkan lupe
SEKOLAH MENENGAH SAINS MUZAFFAR SYAH MELAKA (mozac)-The place which teach me how to live

21. Paling baik & caring
MUHD FAIZ ABD KADIR

22. Anugerah khas juri... KEPADA SEMUA PEMBACA2 BLOG YANG SANGAT LOYAL...TQ VERY MUCH..

SICK..SAD...TIRED..FRUSTRATED..LOST...MIRICLE..

I NEED STRENGTH...

Im sick!!

Have you ever loved somebody so much It makes you cry Have you ever needed something so bad You can't sleep at night Have you ever tried to find the words But they don't come out right Have you ever have you ever Have you ever been in love Been in love so bad You'd do anything to make them understand Have you ever had someone steal your heart away You'd give anything up to make them feel the same Have you ever searched for words to get you in their heart But you don't know what to say And you don't know where to start Have you ever loved somebody so much It's makes you cry Have you ever needed something so bad You can't sleep at night Have you ever tried to find the words But they don't come out right Have you ever, have you ever Have you ever found the one You've dreamed of all your life You'd do just about anything to look into their eyes Have you finally found the one you've given your heart to Only to find that one won't give their heart to you Have you ever closed your eyes and Dreamed that they were there And all you can do is wait for that day when they will care Have you ever loved somebody so much It's makes you cry Have you ever needed something so bad You can't sleep at night Have you ever tried to find the words But they don't come out right Have you ever, have you ever What do I gotta do to get you in my arms baby What do I gotta say to get to your heart To make you understand how I need you next to me Gotta get you in my world 'Cuz baby I can't sleep Have you ever loved somebody so much It's makes you cry Have you ever needed something so bad You can't sleep at night Have you ever tried to find the words But they don't come out right

have you ever....='(

Ps: Im posting this at sumwhere in KL...x nyemapat balik JB..hehe

ala..aku punye la exited nk tgk katon mr bean..arini bangun awal 845 pon sebab cuta2 nk tgk mr bean la..tunggu depan tv pkol 11 lg..aleh2..bile 1130 tgk katon nih aku dah tgk dah...frustnye!!!! tolong la...semalam tgk Shin Chan sangat bahagia!!!sebab cite yang baru n aku salu lupe nk tgk cte 2 sebenonye..hehe...

3 katon yg paling aku suke:

1) Mr Bean animated series

2) Crayon Shin Chan

3) Spongebob Squarepaints


Lil bit childish kan???
tp try la tgk..kompem korang pon suke..caye la..kan Bobbob???

PS: aku ingat lg dulu tyme matrik Bobbob ade botol air spongebob kaler kuning..bile jatoh je bekas 2..mak ai..malu 1 dunia sebab bunyi die..hehe

IKLAN NIPPON PAINT YANG BARU MEMANG KIYUT LA..
AKU MEMANG SUKE BENDA2 YG KIYUT MIUT NIH..DARI IKLAN SEBELOM NIH PON AKU SUKE JUGAK...

Malam sabtu yang gelap...

Nape aku buat tajuk entri cam2??sebab baru lepas tgk jgn lupe lirik bukak lagu Hujan-Pagi Yang Gelap...
Malam ni..aku dah start online pkol 830...
awal??memang la awal..ingat nk isi survey kementerian untuk graduan 2...
pas2 tgk2 surat baru teringat yg die bukak start 27 ari bulan..
so aku pon ym je la kan..arini cam mud bes sket sebab dah dapat gaji 1st semalam..
dapat gaji tersebut pada 24 Julai 09 pada jam 9.02am..how excited i am sampai pkol bape dapat slip gaji pon aku tgk tau..hehe
so harini aku berjalan2 shopping tingkap ngan mak..dapat makan pizza!!yes!!! i like!!

ok la..lupe kan pasal pizza...
aku nk cite pasal ketidak puasan aku ngan malam ni..sepatotnye malam ni malam rilek untuk sume manusia..xkire la keje ke..blaja ke..skolah ke kan??
so suppose....rancangan TV kene la tip top..
hangin aku 1 badan tau!!!
tgk tv1 ade pilih kasih...gile buhsan...
tv2 ade ape ek??lupe lak
tv3 lak cte ketentuan...ending cam dah boleh agak je...
astro ria lak ade cte ngarut ape ntah (actually aku x suke cte melayu astro..x bes)
prima lak ade cte yg mane sgt membuhsankan bg seorang hann untuk tgk!!!
dan channel seterusnye...
xpham la!!!!
tolong la buat cte bes sket..sonok sket aku lek kat umah kan???
ni yang aku nk bomkan sume opis tv seluruh malaysia nih..kecewa la!!!wa!!!wa!!
sape nk join aku jd nordin mat top??haha

PS: Tgah layan lagu Lenka- The Show...

MJ (Murder) Conspiracy

i've read about this article which I cannot recall where I found it..Juz wanna share sumthing I find interesting...


Michael Jackson (MJ) was known as the most loving person in the world. He gave up most of his assets for charity and all his life, he fought for equality of the African Americans, AIDS victims, Against Drug Abuse, Against Abortion, Against Child Labor and secretly channelled his properties for the hungry children of the world. However, he wasn't peace at heart. He always think of himself as a child trapped inside a man's body. Being Peter Pan is all his dream, never to grow up, forever a child. That inspires him to build Neverland - a heaven for children. Children of all ages and races are welcomed to Neverland. MJ had so much love to give.

However, he made a mistake which he didn't know of the consequences. He saw the peaceful life his brother, Jermaine (Muhammad Abdul Aziz) had as a Muslim - true, Jermaine faced so much pressure that he moved to Bahrain.

In 1989, MJ made a press conference which shocked the world, "I have seen the Islam in the life of my brother, I have read the books about Islam. And I'd love to someday feel the calmness and peace of Islam...."

Since that, MJ's life was never the same again.
He was accused of so many accusations against child molestation. MJ was not someone who can deal with much pressure as he is a 'delicate child'. All the extortion and black mail followed after that. Everything he did was being seen as wrong in the eyes of the Media. All these are to influence his fans to hate MJ. If he is hated, then he would not be influencial anymore.

For several years, he stayed in England. Getting motivation from a long time friend, Cat Stevens, who had converted into Islam - named Yusuf Islam. From him, MJ learnt how Yusuf had survived being Muslim. He made friends with a song writer, Zain Bhikha too, who wrote a song titled, "GIVE THANKS TO ALLAH", which he wanted MJ to sing whenever he is ready.

Following his trial, MJ withdrew to Bahrain, where he was the special guest of sheik Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa, the son of Bahrain’s king. It was then that Michael began to give conversion more “serious thought.”
MJ stayed in Bahrain for approximately 3 years. He studied Islam, the prayers and learn to read the Koran (al-Quran).

Finally, he came back to Los Angeles and in November 2008 MJ had formally converted to Islam in a ceremony at a close friend’s house in Los Angeles.
He perform Haj with the King of Bahrain and son on December 2008.

He had a hidden agenda when he wanted to make a final comeback. He annouced in a press conference on March 2009, "This will be my final concert. I'll see you all in July....."

He planned that during his concert, he would announce that this is the FINAL concert as he wouldn't be performing anymore. He will declare that he is a Muslim and will only sing with Yusuf Islam and Friends.
At the end of the concert, he will be singing the song, "GIVE THANKS TO ALLAH" with Yusuf Islam. That is the reason why he chose London as his final concert venue instead of the USA. It was because he thought he could escape the USA's extortion, and that he could perform with yusuf Islam who is in England.

At 12.30am, 25th June 2009, he hugged his production manager and said, "After reherasing for 2 months, I am finally ready for the concert..."
Before leaving to sleep, he waved his dancers, "It was a good night everyone. I'll see you all tomorrow..."
The next thing... He was pronouced dead at 2.26am.....

When 911 was called, there are so much questions asked. It is as if they didn't know who MJ is and where he lived. The questions asked are more towards to delay time.
The hospital said the autopsy result can only be obtained after 2 months - very illogical as even the worst African technology could obtain the result in less than 2 weeks.

MJ's family members opt for second private autopsy as they started to feel something fishy is going on. The result came out in about 4 days - MJ was drugged with high dosage of anaesthetic - drug that brings about a reversible loss of consciousness, if used to much could stop the heart from beating.

Another result which was not aired in the media was, MJ's stomach is empty of this drug, but his blood were filled with it - same case as the death of Marilyn Monroe.
The private doctors also found many needle marks, afraid to be forced injections given to MJ on his bed.

In CNN Live after a week, Barack Obama was interviewed. And he said, "I love MJ, I grew up listening to his songs. It is a great loss, but rest assured that there is no conspiracy in his death..."
Now, why must a President made such statement before the official autopsy result came out? How would he know that there is no conspiracy without the post-mortem result? Seems like someone is afraid of his shadows.

MJ was known to the world as a person who is against drug abuse. Why must he be addicted to drug, then? If he wanted to commit suicide, why rehearse for his concert? And why will he want to see his dancers the next day?

Enough about his death. I am sure people around the world is not stupid anymore. These supreme power can fool us during the Marilyn Monroe conspiracy, Martin Luther King and Princess Diana. But in this MJ's case, they left too many loopholes for those who think...!!


MJ left us with this unfinished studio-recorded song, GIVE THANKS TO ALLAH. You can download this song here: http://www.filefactory.com/file/ahb80ff/n/Micheal_Jackson_-_Give_Thanks_To_Allah_mp3

MJ's family was about to give him a Muslim burial with the help of The Brotherhood of Islam. But, the CIA showed up at Neverland's door - blackmailed them that if they do so publicly, Katherine (MJ's mother) would be pull off from MJ's 3 children's custody as well as MJ's estates. Instead, they'll hire Debbie Rowe for the purpose, and the court will be in their favour. So much for democracy and fairness...

Finally, they agreed to let MJ have a Muslim Burial in Neverland. But in condition, must show to the public a Christian Memorial Service, as to prove to the world that MJ was never a Muslim.

So, Staples Centre was just a normal show. That's why the coffin was closed and sealed.

MJ was buried days earlier. The Gold Coffin was empty. They were about to bury the Coffin according to Christianity ways in Hollywood - as in their deal with the USA Government.

These happened, because the USA is afraid of the rising numbers of Muslims in the world.

Ps: If that so...muslim..please pray this case will reveal...

KIte marah org bile x Kenal??

sape setuju dgn Ku???kite marah org x puas at ngan org sebab kite x kenal die..ok la..nt sambung..cari ilham sambil keje dulu..

Yeay!!

buat julung2 kalinye aku menghantar entri kali nih kat opis..tau nape??sebab aku sampai opis pkol 805..cepat x??

Kali ni aku nk korang fikirkan...(especially untuk perempuan)
Ape expression muke korang kalo katekan adesorang mamat ajak korang kawen dengan tetbe...itu kire ok kalo korang kenal die..wat if x kenal die sedalamnye...juz kenal die as 1 of ur staff or university click or your ex-skoolmate????
or maybe..korang baru je kapel x sampai sebulan..ha..amacam???
ade berani nk cari penyelesaian untuk situasi aku bg nih x??


2 la..aku terfikir benda nih tyme aku bace satu email nih...jap...
aku attach yek..

email cakap: Ada org jodohnya cepat sebab jambatannya
singkat. Usia 25 tahun rasanya belumlah terlalu lewat. Dan usia 35
tahun belum apa² kalau sepanjang usia itu telah digunakan untuk
membina kecemerlangan. Nyatakanlah perasaan dan keinginan anda itu
dalam doa² lewat sembahyang. Allah mendengar.

hann cakap: wacheh...ayat atas ni memang agak jiwang la..tp aku layan je..sebab kadang2 aku pon layan je jiwang2 nih..ups!!!hehe...tp betol kan ape email 2 cakap???

email cakap: Memang kita mudah tersilap mentafsir kehidupan ini. Kita selalu
sangka, aku pasti bahagia kalau mendapat ini. Hakikatnya, apabila kita
benar² mendapat apa yang kita inginkan itu, ia juga dtg bersama masalah.

hann cakap: btol2!!!!aku sokong ayat last 2 gile2 punye..x tipu weh...xde benda yg perfect kat dunia nih..n i've experienced the fact...

email cakap: Demikian juga perkahwinan. Ia baik sebab ia dibenarkan oleh agama,
sunnah Nabi, sebagai saluran yang betul untuk melepaskan shahwat di
samping membina sahsiah dan sebagainya, tapi ia juga buruk sebab ramai
org yang berkahwin hidupnya semakin tidak terurus.

hann cakap: glup!!!no komen..soram den donga!!

email cakap: Ramai orang menempah neraka sebaik sahaja melangkahkan kaki ke alam
berumahtangga. Bukankah dengan ijab dan Kabul selain menghalalkan
hubungan kelamin, tanggungjawab yang terpaksa dipikul juga turut
banyak! ? Bukankah apabila anda gagal melaksanakannya, anda membina dosa
seterusnya jambatan ke neraka?

hann cakap:again..telan air liur..mak ai..makin sakit tokak den...

email cakap: Berapa ramaikah yang menyesali perkahwinan masing² padahal dahulunya
mereka bermati-matian membina janji, memupuk cinta kasih malah ada
yang sanggup berkorban apa sahaja asalkan segala im pian menjadi nyata?

hann cakap: seyes sedey!!!kalo la aku yg kene nih...kompem aku meraung....

email cakap: Jika tidak sanggup untuk bergelar isteri tidak usah berkahwin dulu.
Jika merasakan diri belum cukup ilmu untuk bergelar ibu ataupun ayah,
belajarlah dulu. Jika rasa² belum bersedia untuk bersabar dgn kerenah
anak², carilah dulu kesabaran itu. Jangan berkahwin dahulu sebab
kenyataannya ramai yang tidak bersedia untuk melangkah tetapi telah
melompat, akhirnya jatuh terjerumus dan tidak jumpa akar berpaut
tatkala cuba mendaki naik.

hann cakap: eeyup!!!aku stuju...jgn pk gatal je kak n abg n adik sekalian..kawen nih benda susah..idop mati.mase depan..keputusan nih bukan untuk sehari 2..tp d whole life..kalo blur n x pasti..mintak tolong Dia..pasti membantu!!

PS: MORAL VALUE OF THE STORY...GUNALAH JAMBATAN YANG DISEDIAKAN UNTUK MELINTAS DAN BUKANNYA MELINTAS SESUKA HATI DENGAN JAYANYA!!SEKIRANYA TERLANGGAR OLEH KENDERAAN...KAN KE SUSAH...DON'T DRINK & DRIVE..WAHAHA..MEREPEK!!

nak Beli Kete...

toLong La KaWan SEkaLIAn...
SeyeS BunTu Nih..NaK bEli KEte Ape???
BudgET rM 500 KE baWah JE sEbULan...
Bg LA IDeA...

Schedule cik Hann semakin Pack!!so kepada kawan2 yg nk ajak dating n meeting,cek schedule kat my PA k??(yucks!!celah bedah lak aku ade PA)
19/7- Jumpe Remy
20-23/7- Kerje semakin bertimbun kat opis..
29/7- Training kat KL...kot..
8/8- amek jubah Konvo
16/8- my bday!!!(so..take note 2 all my blog readers..hehe)
17/8- my convocation day

mak ai..xde la byk sangat!!!poyo je ko ni hann oi..dah buat list lak kat blog..org laen pon busy ape..xde pon nk buat entry???(han dah gile weh..sendiri tanye..sendiri jawab..eh,cop2!!!bukan aku ke hann???)

HappY!!!

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up...
yup..i agree with Mr Mark Twain who said that...
simple and easily to understand kan???
I trust Mark Twain coz when I c smiling people..I can feel their happiness too..
If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time!!!Seriously!!!Trust me...
But sometime, i think that nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy...
Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around....so PLEASE dear fwen, don't stop being happy ok???

PS:Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness.....wink!!!

New Car???

Hann gonna buy a new car..sebab my seksi (name glamer savvy kelabu aku) mak nk gune g keje..kete mak,viva lak nk diberi pada my adik..so..i kene beli kete baru..wa..baru je keje..dah kene beli...nk beli saga blm kaler ape???bg idea kawan2...
bg idea kat ruangan menjerit ye..since my entry xleh nk komen..
sowi la dah lame x update ini blog..sgt busy n penat untuk update..tp bile dah lame keje..akan ku update ini blog tyme keje..haha!!!!jahat2!!!
aku ade header blog yg baru..credit 2 kartini marzuki!!!

"Out of sorrow entire worlds have been built
Out of longing great wonders have been willed

They're only little tears, darling, let them spill
And lay your head upon my shoulder
Outside my window the world has gone to war
Are you the one that I've been waiting for?"

DEsaRu..

Semalam mcm yg penah aku post sebelom nih...
aku lepak kat Desaru ngan Tynee, Deen and my lovely Remy..
Cian remy demam2 pon g gak..Tq darling..Appreciate it so much!!!
Tynee mmg bes...cam gile n masok air..yg kagum nye die x tdo pon sepanjang perjalanan 2 kan...
and Deen yg sgt 'tampan' bertema beach attire..
dalam perjalanan..kitorang layan la radio Johor n sinar..aku pon xpaham nape x dapat radio laen..radio kete seksi aku rosak or tiada 'line' radio laen??
Dalam perjalanan ade lori tertonggeng lak kan..peh..kalo la aku curik kelapasawit 2..kan bes??pak cik kayo!!!
sampai je..memang sangat bes weh..xtau nape..tp cam cian kat Remy..Demam..so x la join kitorang bersuka ria kat tepi pantai..
Deen lak nk mandi tp segan..pas2 bleh lak bile pas balik dari pantai kate terjatuh kat dlm air..ntah pape ntah..
aku xleh post pic la..sebab aku sgt2 lupe nk amek..kalo nk tgk..tgk kat blog tynee..
pas2..g umah nelly amek baju..yg besnye kitorang amek rambutan..sangat bes..teringat mase kecik2..panjat pokok blakang umah sebab nk amek rambutan!!!!caye x???
pas2 lepak lak ngan nelly kat umah abang die..
seyes penat semalam..tp sangat2 bes..
pasni aku xnk lepak shopping la..nk g jalan2 je..
bes!!!

so sape nk ajak bercuti..ajak hann k??

EpI 9th MonTh SayaNg...
Love U So MuCh..
U KnoW How MuCh I lOvE u...

CAN'T WAIT 4 DIZ SATURDAY

Sabtu nih hann aku berpicnic ngan rakan nya..Rakannya adalah kenalan yang dikenali 3 tahun yang lepas di UTM..hann berniat hendak berpiknik kerana khuatir bahawa beliau tidak akan berjumpa dengan kenalannya ini..Ya lah..kenalan ini berasal dari Pulau Borneo sana..
Macam2 telah mereka rancangkan untuk sabtu ini yang pastinya matlamat utama mereka adalah untuk mendapat kegembiraan tahap maksimum..
Hann sangat bersemangat hendak berpicnic sehinggakan sanggup meninggalkan keseronokan hujung minggu dirumah..Hann juga bercadang hendak membawa makanan hasil air tangan sendiri..Wah, betul2 bersemangat nampaknya Han kali ini..
Bukan itu sahaja, Hann juga sanggup bangun pagi untuk mengambil kenalannya aka Kartini di HSA, JB...
Eh, helo Cik Kartini..kerana ko aku berkorban sampai begitu sekali..chet!!
adoiyai...ape ko buat ni ha??ape la sepesel nye anda..
Haha..tonggang langgang tatabahasa aku kerana nk marah ko Tini..Chet...

Ps: Aku menyokong kerajaan memansuhkan PPSMI..Sebab 2 aku guna *bahasa malaysia terbaik..

*aku guna bahasa malaysia kerana bahasa ini adalah bahasa orang Malaysia..bukan hanya org Melayu OK!!!

aku dah bosan!!!

aku dah bosan la tgk blog aku nih... cam boring gile segala2 nya.. tgk la bebile aku nk btolkan..keje ma...xda masa nk btolkan..kan bes kalo ade makhluk name kartini marzuki untuk mencantekkan blog ini..haha.. aku ade plan yg sgt hebat diz sabtu.. aku akan post ape kejadian tersebut di entry akan datang k??? arini punye la bosan xde keje..sampai aku tertido secara duduk..siap kantoi ngan senior aku lak kan..peh bukan maen malu lg aku!!!haha dah la tempat aku btol2 depan pintu pejabat HR yg sering dihinggapi oleh segala makhluk di UEM tersebut..bayangkan malunye aku pabila kantoi tersengguk beberapa kali.. (eh, hann bukan ke dah byk kali gak ko tersengguk sebelom nih??)

1st picture on 1st dating

Ps: Moral value of the story, waktu kulian jgn tido!!!!

sukenye keje..

lately ni aku cam xde idea la nk post n memake upkan blog aku nih..
xtau la..nape..tajuk 2 pon aku pakai taip je..haha...
ape nk post??
bg idea la kawan2...

Damn sedey

AKU TENGAH BERMURAM DURJA START MALAM TD,PUKUL 1 LEBEY, 4 JULY 2009...
DAH LAME RASENYE AKU X NANGES CAM 2 TROK SEMALAM...SIAP GIGIL2 LAGI..KALO AKU DAH START GIGIL SAMBIL NAGES 2,,MAKSUDNYE AKU MENGALAMI TEKANAN YANG SANGAT2 TINGGI DAN AKU X TERTANGGUNG SEBENARNYE...BUT AKU POSITIF JE..MAYBE IT'S GUD FOR ME OR 'MY PART' AS A PAY FOR MY SINS...


SPECIAL APPRECIATION TO KARTINI WHO WITH ME YESTERDAY....
AND ALSO KAK YUS AKA FAIRUZY...SHE OWIZ THERE WHEN IM INNEED AND INDEED..
SAME GOES TO ATIYA...HAPPY GO LUCKY AND LOYAL...
ALSO...NUR AMIRA ZULKARNAIN, MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER!!!!!


JOURNEY OF LIFE IS NOT SIMPLE LIKE WE OWIZ DREAM OF..LIFE FULL OF SORROWS AND OBSTACLE...AKU XKAN KUAT TANPA ORG KAT SEKELILING AKU...
I'M FREE..............................

KEJE MEMANG PENAT

Dah keje..tp memang penat..actually aku ade je idea nk post..t aku xde mud la...
nt k???
skrg ni dalam pale aku ade sekor je...
Enche Muhammad Raimi Zaludin..die tido x hengat la plak kan???
Semalam ingat nk bual2 cakap ngan die sebab die abes practical..Epi gile rasenye...Aleh2 die g lepak2 ngan membe2 die...Adus..rindu bangat!!!!

Ps: Ape nk buat kalo tetbe berubah????Wah..sangat sedey...

aku bace ni tros nges....KISAH BOY, GIRL & 1000 BURUNG KERTAS

seyes la..sedey bace cte ni. aku dapat benda ni dari email en karim..tq ye en karim...

Sewaktu Boy dan Girl baru bercinta,
Boy melipat 1000 burung kertas buat Girl,
menggantungkannya di dalam bilik Girl.
Boy mengatakan 1000 burung kertas itu menandakan 1000 ketulusan hatinya.
Waktu itu...
Girl dan Boy setiap saat selalu merasakan betapa indahnya cinta mereka berdua...
Tetapi pada suatu saat, Girl mulai menjauhi Boy.

Girl memutuskan untuk berkahwin dan pergi ke Perancis...
Ke Paris...Tempat yang dia impikan di dalam mimpinya berkali2 itu...
Sewaktu Girl hendak memutuskan hubungan dengan Boy, Girl berkata kepada Boy,

kita harus melihat dunia ini dengan pandangan yang dewasa...
Berkahwin bagi wanita adalah kehidupan kedua kalinya...
Aku harus memegang kesempatan ini dengan baik.
Kamu terlalu miskin, sungguh aku tidak berani membayangkan
bagaimana kehidupan kita setelah berkahwin...!!

Setelah Girl pergi ke Perancis,
Boy bekerja keras...
dia pernah menjual surat khabar...
kerja part time...
bisnes kecil-kecilan...
setiap pekerjaan dilakukan dengan sangat baik dan tekun.
selepas beberapa tahun...
Kerana pertolongan rakan dan kerja kerasnya,
akhirnya dia mempunyai sebuah syarikat.
Dia sudah kaya, tetapi hatinya masih tertuju pada Girl,
dia masih tidak dapat melupakannya.

Pada suatu hari... waktu hujan,
Boy dari keretanya melihat sepasang orang tua berjalan sangat perlahan di depan.
Boy mengenali mereka, mereka adalah orang tua Girl....
Boy ingin mereka lihat kalau sekarang Boy tidak hanya mempunyai kereta sendiri,
tetapi juga mempunyai rumah dan syarikat sendiri,
Boy ingin mereka tahu bahawa dia bukan seorang yang miskin lagi,
dia sekarang adalah seorang Boss.

Boy memandu keretanya sangat perlahan sambil mengikuti sepasang orang-tua tersebut.
Hujan terus turun tanpa henti, biarpun kedua orang-tua itu memakai payung,
tetapi badan mereka tetap basah kerana hujan.

Apabila mereka sampai ke tempat tujuan,
Boy tercengang dengan apa yang ada di depan matanya, itu adalah tempat perkuburan.

Dia melihat di atas batu nisan, Girl tersenyum sangat manis terhadapnya.
Di samping makamnya yang kecil, tergantung burung2 kertas yang dibuatkan Boy.
Dalam hujan, burung2 kertas itu terlihat begitu hidup,
Orang-tua Girl memberitahu Boy,
Girl tidak pergi ke Paris ,
Girl diserang kanser,
Girl pergi ke syurga.
Girl ingin Boy menjadi orang,
mempunyai keluarga yang harmoni,
maka dulu dengan terpaksa Girl berbuat demikian terhadap Boy.
Girl beritahu dia sangat memahami Boy,
Dia percaya kalau Boy pasti akan berjaya.
Girl mengatakan...
bahawa pada suatu hari Boy akan datang ke makamnya
dan berharap dia membawakan beberapa burung kertas buatnya lagi.
Boy langsung berlutut,
berlutut di depan makam Girl,
menangis dengan begitu sedihnya.
Hujan pada hari itu terasa tidak akan berhenti,
membasahi sekujur tubuh Boy.
Boy teringat senyum manis Girl yang begitu manis dan menawan,

Mengingat semua itu,
hatinya mulai menitiskan darah...
Sewaktu orang tua itu keluar dari pemakaman,
mereka melihat Boy sudah membukakan pintu kereta untuk mereka.
Lagu sedih terdengar dari dalam kereta tersebut.

"Hatiku tidak pernah menyesal,
semuanya hanya untukmu 1000 burung kertas,
1000 ketulusan hatiku,
berterbangan di dalam angin
menginginkan bintang yang lebat bertebaran di langit...
melewati sungai perak,
apakah aku bisa bertemu denganmu?
Tidak takut berapapun jauhnya,
hanya ingin sekarang langsung berlari ke sampingmu.
Masa lalu seperti asap...
hilang dan tak kan kembali...
menambah kerinduan di hatiku...
Bagaimanapun dicari,
jodoh kehidupan ini pasti tidak akan berubah.."

LAWAK LAGI...

SIAPA BANGANG

Seorang lelaki telefon hospital untuk memberitahu yang isterinya nak bersalin. Dan jururawat hospital menjawab telefon lelaki tersebut.

Lelaki: "Hello... tolong saya sebab isteri saya nak bersalin!"
Jururawat: "Sila bertenang... ini anaknya yang pertama ke?"
Lelaki: "Apa la punya bangang... ni laki dia la!"
Jururawat: "Pulak... "

RAHSIA MENANGKAP IKAN

Ada seorang nelayan yang selalu dapat banyak ikan bila dia ke laut... so crew TV9 interview dia untuk rahsia dia tangkap ikan.

Crew TV9 : "Apa rahsia pakcik tangkap ikan?"
Nelayan : "Oh, pakcik guna firasat. Pakcik tengok cara isteri pakciktidur bila pakcik bangun pagi.
Kalau dia mengereng ke kiri, pakcik tebar jala ke kiri. Kalau dia mengereng ke kanan pakcik tebar ke kanan."
CrewTV9 : "Kalau isteri pakcik tidur terlentang?"
Nelayan : "Itu tandanya rezeki depan mata, pakcik tak turun ke laut pagi tu... "
CrewTV9 : "O, ye ke... "

MALUNYA

Seorang wanita muda telah terberanak di dalam sebuah lif.. Dier pun malu macam nak giler dan tak mahu kuar dari lif itu. Pihak pengurusan bangunan pun memanggil polis, bomba dan pakar ilmu jiwa untuk pujukdier keluar.

Pakar ilmu jiwa tu pun cakap ler, "Cik... keluar lah... aper nak dimalukan... perkara biase jer nih."
Wanita muda yang terberanak itu pun menjawab, "Tak mau, tak mau, saya malu."
pakar ilmu jiwa itu menambah, "Alah cik... tahun lepas saya ader 1kes lagi teruk... pompuan tu beranak dalam longkang!!"

Mendengarkan kata-kata pakar ilmu jiwa tu jer, wanita muda tu terus meraung bagai nak giler lalu berkata, "Yang tu pun saya gak,uhwaaa.. .. !!!"

Pakar ilmu jiwa itu tak tahu nak cakap aper.

Nyonya Mei Lee

> Pada suatu hari, seorang Nyonya bernama Nyonye Mei Lee datang ke KL untuk
> kali pertama selepas menang loteri. Beliau check-in disebuah hotel mewah
> dan seorang pelayan membawakan begnya menuju ke bilik penginapan Nyonya Mei Lee.
> Nyonya Mei Lee dengan girangnye mengikuti langkah-langkah pelayan itu dan ketika pelayan tersebut menutup pintu, Nyonya Mei Lee melihat ke sekeliling.

> Beliau tetiba menjadi marah lalu berkata kepada pelayan tersebut.
"Eksekius mi, lu jangan ingat wa tua, mali dari kampung, tatak tau duduk hotel.. sudah baya latut latut, lu kasi ini bilik ka??! kicik!! tatak tibi, tatak lemari tatak apa pun??? katil mau titun pun tatak????, haiyyaaa..mau tipu olang ka??!!"

> Lalu pelayan itu pun menjawab, "Sabar Nyonya, ini baru lift, maaa....."

PS: esok aku post cte jiwang lak..kompem korang sedey...

tunggu k???

Lawak sey...

PUKUL BERAPA BUKA?

Pada suatu tengah malam telepon di rumah seorang pustakawan berdering.
"Pukul berapa perpustakaan akan di buka?" seorang pemuda di hujung talian bertanya.
"Jam 9 pagi encik, apa hal yang penting sangat encik menelifon saya tengah malam buta nie?" tanya pustakawan tadi.
"Tak boleh buka awal lagi ke?" pemuda itu bertanya lagi dengan nada kecewa.
"TIDAK, tidak akan dibuka sebelum pukul 9!" si pustakawan menjawab dengan nada yang tinggi.
"Penting sangat ke sampai encik tidak boleh tunggu sampai pukul 9 pagi untuk masuk?".
"Siapa kata saya mau masuk?" kata pemuda itu kesal,
"SAYA MAU KELUAR!"

MANGGA

Pada suatu hari ada seorang pembeli yang sedang tawar-menawar dengan seorang penjual buah mangga.
Pembeli: "Bang, berapa harga mangga sekilo?"
Peniaga: "RM7!"
Pembeli: "Amboi, mahal sangat... RM5 sudah la!"
Peniaga: "Tak boleh dik, harganya dah cukup murah tu!"
Pembeli: "Kalau tak manis, macam mana bang?"
Peniaga: "Kalau tak manis, tak payah bayar!"
Pembeli: "Kalau macam tu, beri saya yang tak manis 10 kilo!"

1st day of work...

Today was my 1stday working at UEM Land...That was reaally amazing experience..My boss is really supportive and also sporting...
Nothing much 2 do on 1st day..yet fun..
Its 2 early 2 judge any rite??
Maybe i will not 2 often 2 post new entry after diz..